Charley: This is… not good.
Mean!Eight: Pff. Not good, she says.
Bouncy!Eight: I thought we were taller…
C’rizz: How did this happen?
Bouncy!Eight: I mean, I’ve looked in mirrors. Well — Of course. But they can be misleading.
Polite!Eight: I believe it may have happened—
Mean!Eight:…Ah, Cap’n Jack, if only you’d been around for Caerdroia!
I think he’d have a hard time convincing any of them to go to bed with him, they’d be far too distracted. Although I bet mean!Eight would be amazing in bed.