Paul McGann needs an award for this audio
Charley: This is… not good.
Mean!Eight: Pff. Not good, she says.
Bouncy!Eight: I thought we were taller…
C’rizz: How did this happen?
Bouncy!Eight: I mean, I’ve looked in mirrors. Well — Of course. But they can be misleading.
Polite!Eight: I believe it may have happened—
Mean!Eight: Well obviously it’s owing to the passage from a place that’s a timeless to a place that isn’t. I literally was torn apart.
Charley: Oh dear. I hope this isn’t going to be like one of those Edgar Allen Poe stories, where there’s a good twin and an evil twin—
Mean!Eight: Don’t talk nonsense, this can hardly be good twin evil twin when there are three of us. Clearly I’ve got the brains, that one got the brain damage, and you, what did you get?
Polite!Eight: …The manners.
Bouncy!Eight: It’s quite pretty here…
Charley: Yes, looks a bit like Switzerland.
C’rizz: What are those?
Charley: Cows.
Mean!Eight: Oh, now we have cattle, doesn’t get much better than this.
Charley: Will you put a sock in it?!
C’rizz: But they don’t look anything like what my people call cattle. Well, ours are small, and scaly, and lay eggs.
Bouncy!Eight: Ahahaha! Sounds more like hens! …Except for the scales, of course. :D- “Caerdroia”, Big Finish Productions
Seriously though, he plays three parts and has conversations with himself. It’s even worse than Eight vs Zagreus. And by “worse” I mean “even more amazing”.
I should probably stop now before I just blog 90% of this entire audio.
